Is my friend a metrosexual? What is a metrosexual?

He is very concerned about his looks and is not interested in things the average guy likes so he gets called metrosexual. He has long shoulder length hair, cut into a style with bangs, and dyed it with blonde and red highlights. He keeps jel and mousse in his pocket and spend minutes in the bathroom at recess jeling it down, putting on cologne, and applying make-up. He wears clear nail polish and files them down. He sucks at sports. Even I am better than him. He knows nothing about sports and likes shows like America’s Next Top Model, and soap operas. He drags his words and sounds like he is trying to imitate a girl’s voice. He listens to pop music and only likes music sang by girls. He is obsessed with Paramore. He only wears brand name and designer clothes and loves accessories. Guys tease him and he has only girls as friends and he and his friends sit around and gossip and talk about celebrities and soap operas. Is he metrosexual? What is a metrosexual?

Metrosexual is a straight guy who takes care of himself.

Yes, I would say your friend is metrosexual. Although, he does sound a lot like me as in I wear clear nail polish, foundation, designer brands and I only have friends who are girls but that doesn’t mean anything at all.

He has to be attracted to men to be gay, the other stuff only defines your personality, not your sexuality.

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