Why Guys Will Forever Love The Color Black

Is black the new black? It’s fairly obvious that one of the most popular colors in fashion, style, culture and just about anything else one would care to mention these days — including the high-speed, low drag sports cars many young guys are driving around in — is still black. It never seems to go out of style and there are certainly a good many reasons for why.

The qualities of the color black have helped to make it beloved among all colors by men everywhere, no matter their age. It is the best color among all at hiding the dirt that seems to follow real men everywhere they go. It can not only make something look good in ways that other colors can’t, but it also helps to keep the guy from having to wash anything. For example, his beloved black helmet that’s pulled out for more cycle riding probably hasn’t been washed in five or six years.

In truth, keeping people — especially women — from seeing all of the dirt that probably coats everything a man owns is an important factor in how and why men by certain things and the colors they buy those things in. Think about it; the guy can get away with wearing a black colored pair of pants for three or more months in a row without it ever having to get close to approaching that death machine it’s also known as a washing machine.

For the rest of us guys, picking up a nice black sport watch is more a matter of looking through the Sunday newspaper for a good deal on a wristwatch or going online to the discount store website to see if any of those eight dollar watches are still available. Considering that one of those watches is at least as accurate and far more durable than a $3000 Swiss watch, who is actually the smarter person questioned the guy or the snooty style maven?

There’s really no secret to the color black, however, though whoever the guy was that created it should be celebrated forever and ever and toasted by men all over the world, who don’t have to worry about that pesky ketchup stain on their lap. With black, the problem of getting off that ketchup with a wet cloth never is really a problem. Now; talk to a man about having to do that in a pair of stylish khakis and there would be a different response.

So then; is there really anything to complain about when it comes to the color black? Other than that somebody who wears it from head to toe, day in and day out might be mistaken for some minion of the evil dark Lord Slaggathor or something, there really doesn’t seem to be much else that could be said in a negative manner about black, even when a men’s sport watch is covered in it. For a fact, though; women probably won’t be running around in black wedding dresses anytime soon, it seems.

There are so many positive things to say about black, coming from the perspective of a guy, that it’s a wonder that more men aren’t running around dressed like ninja warriors. Certainly, it can even slim down a guy who’s been chowing down on too many doughnuts and 32 ounce soda pops while busily punching his videogame controller, and that’s probably why black will forever be loved by any man or boy worth his salt.

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